(Involving Sun Araw, Krudrew Lang, and me as the Wolfman/lady(?), Dracula, and Frankenstein!)
Lady Frankenstein was melancholy. She rested outside of the castle she was created in and sighed heavily–was she the only one of her kind? Some sort of freak of nature? Or were there others out there like her who were outside what some would consider "normal"?

Determined to shake this mood, she traveled to town and posted a bulletin on the town's message board. "Feeling alone and monstrous. No one understands. Please prove me wrong."

A few days later, she received a map with a letter that stated only, "Meet me in the desert, no earlier than sundown. You will find what you seek." With great trepidation, she decided to head out to where the letter specified she go.
However, when she arrived, she was surprised to see a young woman waiting for her. Hardly the sort of person she expected to keep what lurked in the night at bay well enough to request that Lady Frankenstein meet her here.

"Were you the one to send this letter?" Lady Frankenstein asked, and the woman nodded. "But you're no monster. How could you ever imagine the life I lead looking the way that I do?"
The girl smiled, and said, "Give me just a moment."

She got on her hands and knees. Curious indeed. Until…


She arose, covered in fur and with a face more horrifying than Lady Frankenstein could have imagined possible for such a harmless young woman. This girl was ferocious. She was terrifying. She was exactly what Lady Frankenstein had asked of respondents.

"You'll never be alone!" cried the Wolf Woman in delight. "And I have someone else who can prove it, too. She motioned to a small group of bats that had gathered nearby.


Poof! The bats disappeared in a puff of smoke, revealing a handsome gentleman once it had cleared.
Lady Frankenstein was elated!

But suddenly, zombies appeared from out of nowhere!

The man and woman immediately leapt to attack. Lady Frankenstein was bewildered.

"You look too good!" Cried the zombies. Only one group of people can look that good in this area, and that's us!"
"Come on, guys!" Lady Frankenstein pleaded. "Surely we can all agree that we don't need to fight to the death to determine who looks best!"

But the zombies wouldn't listen. And so there was only one way to deal with the situation: murder.
The trio struck a pose and marched into battle.


It was long and hard. But after many hours, the zombies retreated into the desert, leaving only the victors to bask in how good they looked.

And they lived good-lookingly ever after.
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